Comedy
"sometimes i like to remind the cats that they're adopted"
“animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.”
“i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons”
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"wow i absolutely love your outfit the black really brings out the pet hair on it"
“binge watching my dogs until further notice”
“I don't know if dogs can feel embarrassment, but I do know they have fo' paws”
“*fingers crossed* dog pope dog pope dog pope”
“I can’t really explain this but hinge feels like it’s for dog people”
"i love my cat but i hope in her next life, she's reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat"
“White people will name a child Moonbeam and then have a cat named Earl.”